by ALEXANDRA GRAY
Close-up on a girl sobbing about her rejection from the prestigious California University of Palo Alto (CUPA). We’ve been there, we can relate. (I guess I should be careful about using the royal “we” when talking about Stanford students. Fuck you guys who are accepted everywhere.) But Quinn (Jackie Emerson, ’17) doesn’t let a mere letter stop her dreams of academic success and promoting her Tumblr dedicated to cats struggling with foreclosure. She fakes an acceptance and embarks on her adventure as an imposter freshman at CUPA, and we are thus introduced to a slew of students who serve as tour guides at the university.